A Candle for the Favorite Child

I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling...

These candles make hilarious gifts or a great conversation piece!

* Better Clothes Scented

* Burn time: 60 hours

* Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.

* Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H, Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.